Alright, so I stumbled across this on MySpace - and couldn't resist...
1. If I looked in your trunk, what would I find?
Nothing, my car has no trunk!
2. Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?
When the house is occupied, closed. When otherwise, why bother?
3. Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawers, or just thrown in?
tossed in
4. Sleep on your back or stomach?
back, stomach, and side. Usually the latter two
5. Are you a cuddler?
In excess...or so I've been told.
6. What would I find if I looked under your bed?
Carpet
7. Something that happened today that has made you mad?
The religious zealot on Wikipedia, who keeps pushing his anti-abortion agenda by trying to insert weasel-words on the Abortion-related pages.
8. What were you doing before this survey?
Driving home from my brother's house.
9. What will you do after this survey?
read email, get water, sleep
10. Marriage or living together?
hopefully the latter followed by the former, and sooner than later.
11. What are you wearing right now?
does a blanket count as something?
12. How many times have you been in love?
once or twice
13. Does delabeling a beer bottle make you sexually frustrated?
WTF? No!
14. Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
Depends on the topic, and the company.
15. Is there something you regret and wish you could take back?
Plenty...
16. First thing you do when you wake up?
Figure out if it's a weekday or not
17. Last person you told you love them?
Someone very special
18. Kiss with your eyes open or closed?
usually closed
19. Bite or Lick?
either, in moderation
20. Last argument you got into?
Me vs old man with old ideas (about cycling laws)...
21. Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?
Argh! Paper begone!
22. Why do you like the person you like?
Beautiful, intelligent, non-materialistic, humble, and knows The Tango (the real Tango, not the Americanized junk).
23. When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
Depends, is it a weekday or not?
24. If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you?
Cool! Yea!
25. What is the current advertisement on the side of the screen?
Nothing! I run my own blog, no pesky ads!
26. What are you looking forward to in the next few months?
Croatia, Italy, Holidays, TangoFest. Returning to a more frequent dance schedule.
27. When will you turn 50?
in 2028
28. Are you ticklish?
To a fault sometimes.
29. Where do you wish you were right now?
here isn't so terrible
30. What song are you currently listening to?
Dirty and Lonely by Krebs Tango
31. Have you ever passed out from drinking?
nope
32. If you caught a significant other cheating on you what would you do?
Try to determine what they're not getting from the relationship, and see if we can remedy it, or if we should even try...
33. What time did you wake up this morning?
06:30
34. Do you have any cousins?
yep
35. What makes you laugh?
irony, sarcasm, silly people doing truly stupid things
36. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Friend
37. What is the WORST subject they teach in school?
Business...no matter how hard the diligent instructors try.
38. Where do you plan on living when you grow up?
Damn, I'm pretty much grown up already. Can I still move? Maybe Croatia, maybe the Pacific Northwest (US or Canada), who knows what the future holds.
39. What was your dream this morning?
a struggle - that's all I remember
40. How many times have you seen your favorite movie?
beats me
41. Where was the last place you traveled?
The Oregon coast
42. How was your past weekend?
Quiet and depressing
43. What is your favorite song?
Well, according to my "Play Count" in iTunes: Have You Ever Seen the Rain?
44. Why are you doing this survey?
I felt like it.
45. What is the best ice cream flavor?
Chocolate & PeanutButter
46. Do you think you are attractive?
Not a stud, just kinda average
47. Is someone on your mind right now?
YES!!!!!
48. Can you say the alphabet backwards?
In which language?
49. Do you worry about how you look?
For Tango, work or dates - yes. Otherwise, as long as I'm not nude - nope.
51. What color is your toothbrush?
white & purple - hey! it's out of a Costco 10-pack (I'm on toothbrush #7)
52. Do you like the beach?
Yep!
53. Can you whistle?
Does a hoarse high-pitched blowing sound count?
54. Would you do anything for that special someone?
Nearly...
55. Do you know who Stewie Griffin is?
Nope
56. Do you have any plans for today?
Work, lunch, work, and hopefully meeting with a friend for dinner
57. Have you ever thought a friend could be more than a friend?
Yes, and I've been wrong.
1. Have you ever thought about getting your nipples pierced?
Thought, yes...seriously considered, no!
2. Does a kiss make boo boos feel better?
On the lips? Yes!
3. Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
nope
4.Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
before
5. What shoe do you put on first, left or right?
whichever one I find first
6. Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower?
yep
7. Have you had more than 10 boyfriends/girlfriends?
no
8.Have you ever thought about your death?
yep
9. Have you ever had naked dreams?
yep
10. Do you like french toast?
yep
11. Where do you put your towel after taking a shower?
On the towel rack
13. Where was your first kiss?
On earth
14.What color is your shower curtain?
glass door
15. Have you ever had stitches?
yes
16. How long ago did you hug someone?
Tango hug; ~2weeks, family or lover hug; ~4mo
17. Did you believe that girls/boys had cooties?
At the ripe age of ~7, I had a crush on a pre-school classmate; I've ALWAYS liked girls!
18. Do you know how to use chop sticks?
To kill a man 4 different ways...Oh, you mean to eat with...then yes to that too.
19. Can you finish the phrase, "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
(I don't give a shit)
20. Who's better, boys or girls?
At what?
21. Do you sometimes believe that guys PMS?
I'll play along.
22. If you bought a dog not knowing it had an undeveloped penis, would you keep it?
WTF?! Why the hell would that matter if I kept it or not?
23. Have you ever given money to a homeless person?
yes
24. Have you ever run over an animal?
yes
25. What is your favorite cereal?
granola soaked in milk till soggy
26. Have you ever had an Oreo with peanut butter?
YES! Yum!
27. Have you ever had an orgasm in public?
no.
28. Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced?
Their body, their choice.
31. What's your ALL time favorite song?
Amazing Grace - on bagpipes? Maybe...
32. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
alcohol. Coffee is only alright w/ large amounts of chocolate added.
33. Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
No, but there's this tree in Central Oregon...
34. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
Yes! Oh the freedom!
35. Have you ever climbed up a water tower?
no.
36. Have you ever been arrested?
no.
37. Do you dream in black and white?
At times.
38. Do you talk in your sleep?
I've heard that I do occasionally.
40. Have you ever thought about being a model?
yes, but then I chuckle at the idea of wasting all my time trying to stay that fit.
41. Are you a redneck?
nope
42. Do you dye your eyebrows?
no
43. Have you ever gotten a mosquito bite on your face?
Yep
44. What are you afraid of?
alone
47. Do you sing in the shower?
nope
49. When your radio doesn't work, do you hit it?
Nope
50. Do you cuss often?
In excess
1. Where will you be in a hour?
In bed
2. Who will be your next kiss?
My love
3. Is there something purple within 10 feet of you?
yes.
4. Are you wearing socks right now?
no
5. When was the last time you went out of state?
cant remember
6. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
no
7. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Water
8. What are you wearing right now?
nothing
9. What was your last purchase?
gas
10.What's the last thing you wrote down?
cant remember
11. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
friend
12. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
No
14. What's the last sporting event you watched?
I hate sports
15. what is in your pocket right now?
no pockets.
16. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?
Here is alright
17. What is the last thing you purchased online?
Christmas present
18. One thing you hate about yourself?
constantly struggle to communicate
19. What's your favorite soup?
Hot-and-Sour
20. Do you miss anyone?
Yes
21. Last play you saw?
Beats me
22. What are your plans for tomorrow?
work, lunch, work, dinner with friend
23. Ever go to camp?
church, boy scout
24. What do you want to do right now?
If only she was here right now...
25. Were you an honor roll student in Elementary school?
Our school wasn't good enough for that.
26. What do you know about your future?
That it holds much promise, and mystery.
28. Where is your best friend located?
29. Do you have a tan?
Fading fast
30. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
33-35...and that's only a couple years away.
31. Last person who made you cry & when?
Rather not share
32. Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
no.
33. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
of course
34. How do you like your soda?
I prefer water, or beer
35. Last time you took a shower?
07:00
36. What is one thing you're afraid of right now?
alone
37. What is your mood right now?
tired
38. Are you someone's best friend?
?
39. What did you get for Valentine's Day?
Cant remember
40. Can you DANCE?
Many partners say yes, so who am I to argue.
